Hello there. I am guest blogger Mike, weighing in on main Tini's blog. LUKE I'M ALSO YOU'RE FATHER. Ok, I'll stop.
Tini has provided many of the important facts, but I should note some of Derek's hit list. What I'm referring to, is all the times he has sneak attack poop and peed us.
Times he's peed on his own face while sprayiing my shirt with poo: 1
Times he's hit the wall: 2
Times he pooped on his onesie and made grandma run away: 2
Times he peed/pooped right after we changed him: 12+
Times he's smiled knowingly after taking a dump in my hand: Everytime
Thanks son. I guess it begins.